WOES!

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This morning I have become the WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD EVAR! Floyd managed to get the window open far enough to get to sit on the far corner outside window sill of our bay window. I had to lure him back in with drugs (catnip) and then put the window on the latch. I am now being told repeatedly how mean I am, and he wanted me to share with the world how terribly sad his life has become.

And yes, as mskoi can attest Floyd will jump out of 1st floor (or 2nd floor if you're American) windows.